In 2006, BRL had an idea for the live show and sat in their
apartment for hours and programmed a robot to compliment
them. These compliments were then recorded, and later used
to introduce songs and make the audience feel better about
themselves.
ROBOT COMPLIMENTS
Written and recorded by Evan and Aaron
01. Robot Compliments (MP3)

You look great today
We like your shoes
You have great skin tone
Lets cash out together
It is pleasing to know you
You are the opposite of manipulative
We would like to buy something off of the top shelf
This next fucking song is called New Flags
Le’s decide that later
Your cheekbones look expensive
Our concern is to love you harder
You cannot walk backwards through the future
Your honesty national treasure
Lets take at least a dozen walks on the wild side
Your personality looks like our album cover
There are no more rules
Fuck the rules
That is our favorite color too
Your wisdom is magnificent
Law enforcement has ceased to exist
The time we have spent together is like the offspring
of a seriously endangered species, it will survive
We will write your name in wet pavement
This party is raging
We hope to enjoy your company forever
Consciousness is better when you are here
Even though your socks don’t match, it totally works
Your enemies are knuckleheads
You are our favorite marinade
Terrific
What you are feeling is free of charge
We believe your side of the story
Please don’t worry about it
We understand
More good news is on the way
You will never be alarmed again
Don’t leave our hearts
If this moment were edible, wed pretend to never be full
and that it was always time for dinner
You will soon receive a new corsage
The future looks great from here
Lets catapult ourselves into something soft
Your company makes wonderful products
We deem you master of the atmosphere
Here is 5 bucks for free
Dont worry about worrying about worrying about things
ever again for the rest of the evening
Even a monster could not displease us right now
Nonsense makes sense
Dont worry about it
Dont be too careful
She is just right for you
That shirt has more personality than anyone in
the rock and roll band called Radiohead
Your hair look s great like that
We mean what we say
Thank you for founding this country
You are a humanitarian effort all by yourself
No part of this a shill
Streisands got nothing on you
You are the antidote
Cosmetic surgery will avoid you forever
This is like the Donnie Darko voice
You are so hot its disruptive
A portrait of you just sold for millions of dollars
You are very ambitious
I miss you in a way that makes me feels uncomfortable
Your deoderant is very becoming
I understand the equinox
Lets get false
Tina Turners song the best means more to us when you are around
You are at the top of the charts
You are the antidote
We are the Brilliant Red Lights from Sacramento, California.
Please stretch your party muscles sufficiently.
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